Life is but a Dream. .
Teal hair. Moonchild. Horror enthusiast.
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I hate cancelled plans. Don’t even fucking mention it in the first place if you’re going to back out last minute

teacher:y r ur eyes red
me:allergies
teacher:yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
me:hell yea
teacher:hell yea

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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anus:

when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are

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REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

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Me flirting: come smoke with me

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iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

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